SORRY!! I'm on theonion.com reading all the latest stories, and, well, I have to share them all because they're all funny. Here's a couple to enjoy:
Bin Laden's Mother Worried Sick:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/53893
I Can't Stop Thinking About The Foreign-Policy
Discussion We Had In The Shower Yesterday:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/54118
The Daily Onion: The FINEST news source on EARTH. READ IT!!! ALL SHOULD READ IT!!!
--Blind Prophet