SORRY!! I'm on theonion.com reading all the latest stories, and, well, I have to share them all because they're all funny. Here's a couple to enjoy:
Bin Laden's Mother Worried Sick:
I Can't Stop Thinking About The Foreign-Policy
Discussion We Had In The Shower Yesterday:
The Daily Onion: The FINEST news source on EARTH. READ IT!!! ALL SHOULD READ IT!!!