Thursday, September 30, 2010

Communication Is Fun

So I guess everyone is caught up to speed these days as far as communications and modern day technology concerning phones... everyone except for me. Hell, even my grandma texts all of her male lovers, thumbs ablur, a ravenously lecherous grin on her face. OK, maybe not my grandma (she's dead, by the way)... but you get the point. EVERYONE IS DOING IT OMG I HAVE TO GET A PHONE I CAN'T POSSIBLY LIVE WITHOUT ONE JESUS OHHHHHhhhhhhhhh..... I haven't had a cell phone for half a year.

I've been told to get a Blackberry. Apparently everyone considers them to be the "professional" smart phone. iPhones, I guess, are seen as being for the glitzy party-going users. *shrug* A blackberry, I have been informed, gives one a polished, slightly business-like appearance and demeanor.

So how about it, everyone? Should I get a blackberry?

Or should I return to my cave and hide from society? :D

Wednesday, September 29, 2010


So I was walking down the street the other day, minding my own business, and I suddenly noticed that I was surrounded by zombies. Now, before you start thinking I should've run into the nearest sporting goods store and broken out the golf clubs, let me define what I mean by "zombies." These weren't brains-munching, rotting, living undead brought back by unnatural science. These were everyday men and women simply walking around, going about their normal lives.

So why are they zombies?

They do the same thing, day in and day out. Their schedule never changes. The most exciting things in their lives are special episodes of their favorite TV shows. Receiving a large tax refund in the mail is what gives them purpose. Wake up, eat, shit, work, sleep, wake up, eat, shit, work, sleep, wake up....

...and so on.

I wanted to run around, screaming at them and shaking them, yelling, "WAKE UP!! WAKE UP AND LIVE YOUR LIFE!!"

But I chose to be a zombie too, instead.

True story.


Tuesday, September 28, 2010


COD: Black Ops. Is anyone else as excited for the release of this game as I am? We are now a little less than two weeks (or so) from getting to waste hours and hours of our lives with our eyes glued to the screen in breathless awe! Well, I don't have much to say about the ACTUAL GAME itself, as I imagine that everyone interested in it has already pored over IGN and Gameplanet looking for every little bit of information available.

So to celebrate our impending joy, I'm posting some pics of the game. (from Enjoy!

Monday, September 27, 2010


Well, it's been a while... but I'm back and ready for... action... yeaaaahhh...

I have a crapload of comics to unload on here, as I've been quite a busy and artistic boy! So I'll be posting them bit by bit as the days move on. Hopefully you'll all enjoy them, as well as enjoy the humorous and mostly retarded stories that I'm going to be putting on here. Well, until next time! :D