Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Listen up, gents!


Here's the deal: November is National Prostate Health month, so to honor that commitment to men's secret parts health, all men EVERYWHERE are required to grow and maintain facial hair during the entire month! It's not a law or anything, I suppose... and if you're a lawyer or a judge and you can't grow face hair because of your job, then I guess you're excused. I'm still going to sue you.

But for the rest of us... here are some awesome styles which you can start thinking about as you begin to let that fuzz run wild in anticipation of November! Seriously, this is a big deal. I'm pretty sure none of us gents want to end up with cancer in our no-no bits. So consider it. I'll be right there with you, locking away my razor and suspending its habeus corpus rights. :P

Great tidings and good luck to thine beards!

----Blind Prophet

19 comments:

Lewis Candler said...

salvador dali had an epic mustache

The Square Circle said...

oh dear. i would do this... if i had anything more than this embarrassing amount of facial hari.

Colin B said...

SHIT i just shaved before reading this. oh well, a fresh start I guess. LET'S FIGHT BUTT CANCER WITH OUR FACIAL HAIR

FunkyFurball said...

Fu Manchu is best

MacPCharmony said...

nice, thanks for sharing!

Bublee said...

HEY I COULD USE SOME OF THAT STACHE LIKE A PRESET LOL :)

SC2 Strats said...

Wish I could grow these. :(

Drackar said...

oddly, i just shaved today.

Longkid said...

Its weird how its the same face but the mustache seems to change them...

Insurance Maestro said...

Most def the super mario.

iRetiv said...

Gotee looks ight

HondaX said...

great man.....cool foto

MRanthrope said...

fuck I'd grow the awesome-est beard if I didn't have to shave all the time for work.

Fuuuuuuuu said...

I wish I could grow a handlebar

comradejoker.blogspot.com/ said...

LOL some of these are hilarious.

NePsuj said...

too bad. all in black colour ^^

lol reviewer said...

lol, i want supermario style!

Seb said...

hmm i should try the dali style myself :p

Seb said...

hmm i should try the dali style myself :p