Friday, October 08, 2010
Politicians are all the same.
When I heard the news that the Naked Cowboy was "running for President," I must admit, at first I was interested, laughing at the prospect of such a thing. The Naked Cowboy? REALLY? This world is full of surprises! Finally, someone in the White House who makes some sense!
Well... imagine my dismay when I tuned in to watch the Naked Cowboy's press conference concerning his candidacy. I stood watching in shock, not able to believe it... HE WAS CLOTHED.
I knew it. Politicians are all the same. The minute they enter into the realm of public office, these people must be somehow brainwashed by the Illuminati or something in order to appear alike and do the same things. I mean, wasn't the entire POINT of the Naked Cowboy's existence to BE NAKED? To sing his wondrous songs without clothing, no matter what weather or company chose to meet him?
And here he is, giving in to political pressure to wear clothing.
And I had such hopes.