Friday, October 08, 2010

Politicians are all the same.


When I heard the news that the Naked Cowboy was "running for President," I must admit, at first I was interested, laughing at the prospect of such a thing. The Naked Cowboy? REALLY? This world is full of surprises! Finally, someone in the White House who makes some sense!

Well... imagine my dismay when I tuned in to watch the Naked Cowboy's press conference concerning his candidacy. I stood watching in shock, not able to believe it... HE WAS CLOTHED.

WHAT?

I knew it. Politicians are all the same. The minute they enter into the realm of public office, these people must be somehow brainwashed by the Illuminati or something in order to appear alike and do the same things. I mean, wasn't the entire POINT of the Naked Cowboy's existence to BE NAKED? To sing his wondrous songs without clothing, no matter what weather or company chose to meet him?

And here he is, giving in to political pressure to wear clothing.

And I had such hopes.

*sigh*

----Blind Prophet

17 comments:

Aeacus.Warden said...

naked man in the snow. pro.

KillerKun said...

I would love to see him in the white house

Drackar said...

I'd vote for the naked cow girl...

iRetiv said...

Illuminates strike again

MacPCharmony said...

Thanks for the comments on my last blog post!

Longkid said...

I agree!

The Greater Spartan said...

Cool read check out my reviews too !

Kewt Jessie said...

>mfw you had hopes on that

thecatzpajamas said...

fuckign hate poitics

Jackie said...

This is awesome, keep it up Bro !

Nie Mand said...

Seriously, who wants a naked cowboy as president?

Seb said...

liars, all of them! :p

Michele said...

Cool :D

TheCreepistMan said...

dude dem boots are so hwat.

Fuuuuuuuu said...

I just got done with my GTL session this morning, and I was amused by your post

keep up the solid work!

Pig Disgusting said...

this is a let down. i was looking forward to having a naked president.

stefani said...

the beautiful photographies.

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