Monday, October 04, 2010
Sometimes, When My Brain Shuts Off...
... I start to daydream about running around dressed like this guy, challenging everyone to duels over small perceived insults. Cuz, you know, swashbucklin' dudes are pretty vain about their appearance and demeanor, right? Right? I would be. Don't you dare fucking insult my knee-high leather boots! I stabbeth theee!
I don't know, everyone. It's been a long day today. Sword fighting everyone in sight just every now and then seems to be the only option in helping me to retain my sanity while getting me through the day. Tomorrow will be better, I'm sure. Until then, however, enjoy this link where you can buy cheap swords that will undoubtedly break the first time you try to use them in actual combat!
They don't make 'em like they used to. This next site, however, DOES. It's definitely worth a look if you're seriously considering adopting the musketeer/pirate life and running around town getting into well-intentioned and naturally hilarious fights to the death:
----The Blind Prophet has SPOKEN!