Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Beiber Time!

I can't even stand to post a photo of him, and it pains me to post about him, but...

BEIBER. I guess he needs a lawyer now! Everyone's probably already heard the latest about this "sensation" of a pre-teen pop star. It all began innocently in Canada... like so many other stories no one really cares about. (Sorry, leafies ;))...

Beiber was apparently playing laser tag over the weekend, enjoying himself immensely, when... word passed through the laser tag building that BEIBER IS IN THE HOUSE!!! So naturally, every kid in the building starts targeting the pop star, shooting him mercilessly and without pause. I have to admit; I'd do the same thing.

So apparently, while this was going on, one of the other children ALLEGEDLY yelled a homophobic slur at Beiber, who then ALLEGEDLY pushed/punched the kid. The kid's parents realized that their son had just been ALLEGEDLY assaulted by a millionaire, and so.... they are suing! Awesome!

Looks like Beiber needs to hire a good lawyer.

I have no advice for him.

----The Blind Prophet

12 comments:

LifeHacks said...

Mother fucking JB.....

The Square Circle said...

jesus christ. what the fuck is wrong with this kid.

Katie Greene said...

i would totally shoot my lazor at justin bieber

Longkid said...

yay for bieber

Nie Mand said...

Finally, hopefully they get rid of him.

The Greater Spartan said...

oh god...

BastardTrap said...

I love JB

MRanthrope said...

lol @ the kid/bully in the lazer tag calling Beiber a faggot.

Fuuuuuuuu said...

I'm glad I don't have Bieber fever

aGas said...

i guess the parents need a better lawyer.

Luigibomb said...

I hate bieber so much.

njohnfixes said...

That happened in my hometown. Bah.