Saturday, October 02, 2010

People are so RUDE


I don't know what it is, but for some reason people are so RUDE these days. Today, while driving around and innocently completing my shopping and errands for the day, I accidentally cut some guy off in traffic. OH MY GOD HIS PRECIOUS, PRECIOUS CAR!! The fucker followed me all the way to the next stop light, which happened to turn red right before I reached it. So the guy climbs out of his car, walks up to mine, knocks on the window, and starts bitching about the incident.

I honestly think I should have sucker punched him and sped through the red light, laughing all the way, but I asked him to calm down and told him it was a mistake. It really was; I hadn't seen his stupid vehicle. Anyway, so there were no big fights or anything... though in retrospect I kinda wish I had gotten out of my car and started some shit. That woulda been hilarious.

Anyway... was it really necessary for him to walk over to my car in the middle of traffic and cry like that? What a rude little piss-squirt. CALM THE FUCK DOWN. Nothing happened to your precious over-compensation of a car; it was an honest mistake. Just grow some man-balls and move on with your day like the rest of us. I hope you're reading this so you realize how much of a child you were today. Haha.

----Blind Prophet

11 comments:

anon said...

jackie is right

Troy said...

Well that sounds pretty messed up, a simple honk gets your point across.

What are you doing here. said...

Honking is kinda mean

Anonymous said...

I agree so much D: I awful at driving, and when I did drive, I could tell that people had little to no patience with me. People should stop stressing because it just makes it more dangerous for everyone 3:

Jimmy Volmer said...

hey, this is one of my more favorite posts from you :)

plethram said...

yea, getting out of your car solves nothing.

what did he expect you to do, reverse time and not cut him off?

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!Antibiootikum said...

Well you were rude first weren't you. And yes it can get super annoying on a already bad tempered day If people keep doing that

Mesty said...

Wow why did he have to even mention it, he should take some yoga lessons like me! They are very relaxing.
Mesty =)

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