When I heard the news that the Naked Cowboy was "running for President," I must admit, at first I was interested, laughing at the prospect of such a thing. The Naked Cowboy? REALLY? This world is full of surprises! Finally, someone in the White House who makes some sense!
Well... imagine my dismay when I tuned in to watch the Naked Cowboy's press conference concerning his candidacy. I stood watching in shock, not able to believe it... HE WAS CLOTHED.
WHAT?
I knew it. Politicians are all the same. The minute they enter into the realm of public office, these people must be somehow brainwashed by the Illuminati or something in order to appear alike and do the same things. I mean, wasn't the entire POINT of the Naked Cowboy's existence to BE NAKED? To sing his wondrous songs without clothing, no matter what weather or company chose to meet him?
And here he is, giving in to political pressure to wear clothing.
And I had such hopes.
*sigh*
----Blind Prophet
15 comments:
naked man in the snow. pro.
I would love to see him in the white house
I'd vote for the naked cow girl...
Illuminates strike again
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>mfw you had hopes on that
fuckign hate poitics
Seriously, who wants a naked cowboy as president?
liars, all of them! :p
dude dem boots are so hwat.
I just got done with my GTL session this morning, and I was amused by your post
keep up the solid work!
this is a let down. i was looking forward to having a naked president.
the beautiful photographies.
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