While fladoodling around on the internet the other night, looking for information on motorcycle insurance, I got bored and began to look for coverage policies on other things... meteor strikes, foreign invasion, animal damage...
...UFO ABDUCTIONS??
That's right, folks! Most of you may have heard of this before, but I was shocked to find that many (if not most) large insurance companies offer alien abduction insurance! Ummm... what? Am I missing something here? I understand the workings of supply and demand, but have there honestly been THAT many people demanding UFO abduction insurance, just on the off-chance that they are chosen to be swooped up in the next wave of alien experimentation on humans?
Here's a Wikipedia link about it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_abduction_insurance
In the above wiki article, it says that the Heaven's Gate people all purchased UFO abduction insurance right before their mass suicide. The insurance company didn't pay off, though... I wonder if there's a way to prove that the cult peoples' souls actually DID get picked up by their alien spacecraft?
The world may never know.
----The Blind Prophet
20 comments:
That's crazy lol - wonder how many people actually buy this
I'm definitely asking my agent about this. :)
Insurance companies must feel like they need to cover all their bases lol
great find
im calling my agent tomorrow about this
Getting this, it'll be my life some day. Can never be too safe.
i think i know someone who has this lol
i'm calling my planet tomorrow about this
People are with stupid!
probably not a great investment
well shit, i'll offer you guys UFO insurance! and i'm cheap too! please to paypal $5/month to katiegreene13vice@gmail.com for the awesomest UFO Abduction insurance evar. not valid in Oregon.
I would not buy this insurance
lol I'm getting it
Hell yeah, I need some of this insurance...I've been tgaken a few times....
haha, better get my insuranced updated.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmt37M_7V6w
First thing that popped into my head :(
lol Thats pretty crazy.
how can i get in on this...
I would not pay for this
Better sade than sorry i always say
Most awesome insurance to buy EVER
I bet these companies just did them for the laughs
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